August 2012
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unfreshing:
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
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lleuq:
ilhawa replied to your post: After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his…
When he reached the hotel he gave the reception a Kanye test. Which is Kanye West’s favourite chicken part? The leg, wing, or breast.
- “Kanye breast”, whispers Kanye fast. - “I’m glad I got that off my Kanye chest.”
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lleuq:
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye nest to take his Kanye rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye best. Then he’ll get Kanye dressed in his Kanye vest and go on a Kanye quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye blessed, then to a hotel and becomes a Kanye guest.
“A: I love all the ancient grains, except millet.
B: My favourite is quinoa,...”
– [Overheard at Newtown Thairiffic]
Submitted by Tom (via thingsmypretentiousfriendssay)
quinnqueen:
if i make fun of you it just means that i love you
theekillingmoon:
a means to an end / joy...
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therealhamster:
why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is
therealhamster:
i slowly begin to pull down my underwear as your eyes begin to widen. haha i am wearing more underwear underneath i got you good haha. hey wait come back
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i believe
i am tipsy (as phuk m8)
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luftmenschery a réagi à votre billet : thurrr’s a cute boi talkin 2 me giggleiggle
ur a skankface bb <3
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thurrr’s a cute boi talkin 2 me
giggleiggle
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dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
me: dad they barely even leave their room
