May 2012
homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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“follow this cute kpop blog ok guise”
don’t mind if i don’t
mswolfpants:
A girl who bullied me in high school now has a really ugly baby. I feel horrible for feeling a twinge of happiness at this fact.
incises:
one time i went on a date
no i didn’t
agronsbutt:
morbutts:
canklequeen:
99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
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I was told by some school kids that I look like...
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pfefferi:
the word radical reminds me of this cup
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catching up on glee and it keeps freezing on lindsay lohan’s face
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mechastreisand:
since penis car lesbian wasn’t really a good name for show business, dick van dyke had to legally change it
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Didn’t know Lana Del Ray was from the Ukraine! #sbseurovision
— Jeremy Agnew (@Jezramy) May 26, 2012
I didn’t realise Team Rocket was in #sbseurovision
— Jeremy Agnew (@Jezramy) May 26, 2012
I didn’t know Madonna was from Croatia #SBSEurovision
— Jeremy Agnew (@Jezramy) May 26, 2012
I didn’t know Captain Haddock and his Bat-mates were from Turkey #sbseurovision
—...
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Ghost writers: new material from Adam Yauch & Amy... →
It’s been a tough few years for music icons—they’re aging, or succumbing to drugs or illness. They may be superstars, but they’re only human, after all. These times are strange as well as difficult, with hologram resurrections and biopics galore. So it perhaps comes as no surprise that lost stars are still producing new material.
keep reading here
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LimeWire owes more money than exists on the planet →
The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) has estimated that LimeWire owes them US$72 trillion (AU$73.8 trillion) in damages, which is greater than the Gross Domestic Product (GDP) of the entire planet.
keep reading here
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averypotterurl:
sometimes I wish I was just lying about this stuff to get people to think I’m funny
misanderysoncooper:
a socialist reinterpretation of “atlas shrugged” called “atlas hugged” where everyone shares stuff and hugs each other and there are no self-important speeches that go on for 10 pages
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1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
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i am now following magical-vagina
yes yes i am
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jezramy a réagi à votre billet : best presentation i’ve ever sat through
I’m jealous that you witnessed that. I want to hear her. Omggg
turns out she’s studying french
whodathunkit
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best presentation i've ever sat through
just sat through a presentation about malory’s le morte d’arthur, and it was just GEM CITY.
omg.
golden.
the girl giving the speech kept saying ‘ler mortay dee artar’, and then explained sagely that ‘morte’ must mean ‘king’ in french, because this is the legend of king arthur.
i just
what
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then she explained that ‘syr’ meant...
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